Server Slogans

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Accelerators

Accelerators show the following ASCII art upon login:

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                       __      / /___  __  _____  ____  / /_
                    __/ /___  / / __ \/ / / / _ \/ __ \/ __/
                   /_  __/ /_/ / /_/ / /_/ /  __/ / / / /_  
                    /_/  \____/\____/\__, /\___/_/ /_/\__/  
                                    /____/ Accelerators

Shared Servers

When logging into the shared servers, each server presents a banner with a slogan.

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |           davie.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |      "kinda like a little brother"    |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          bidwell.textdrive.com        |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |     "Congratulations to the Specks"   |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          burnaby.textdrive.com        |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |              "not jones."             |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          nelson.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |         "Free Nelson Servdela!"       |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          one.textdrive.com            |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |          "is this the one?"           |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          jervis.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |       "Not the guy from Survivor"     |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |         georgia.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |       "just an old, sweet song"       |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          ______________________________________
 ________|                                      |_________
\        |        cardero.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                      |       /
  \      |              "Candy oh"              |      /
  /      |______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                              (___________\

          ______________________________________
 ________|                                      |_________
\        |        thurlow.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                      |       /
  \      |         "strong yet tender"          |      /
  /      |______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                              (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          chilco.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |    "you can see the park from here"   |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          ______________________________________________________
 ________|                                                      |_________
\        |                harwood.textdrive.com                 |        /
 \       |                                                      |       /
  \      | "There's a certain calming presence about the place" |      /
  /      |______________________________________________________|      \
 /___________)                                              (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |          gilford.textdrive.com        |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      | "This IS what you've been wait'n for" |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |        pendrell.textdrive.com         |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |        "better than a hotel"          |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\

          _______________________________________
 ________|                                       |_________
\        |         nicola.textdrive.com          |        /
 \       |                                       |       /
  \      |       "with a designer's touch"       |      /
  /      |_______________________________________|      \
 /___________)                               (___________\